The Creepy Ian

- Anthony Padilla

Anonymous asked: IAN~~~ KISS ME. FORGET ABOUT ANTHONY. FUCK ME INSTEAD, OR BRING ANTHONY TOO (THREESOME FTW) xx Toby (turner)

‘Sure thing, Toby! Are you into…. milk and hotdogs? Anthony will be here too…’

Anonymous asked: what color is your poop

‘Once a month, it’s white. For the rest of the time, it’s green.’

Anonymous asked: Ian where are you!?!? ~ Anthony

‘I’m right here! Got some milk? I think it’s that time of the month again…’

‘And Hotdogs. Maybe a hotdog milkshake?’

Anonymous asked: S MY D POP IT OUT LIKE LIPSTICK. -ANTHONY

I’ll do more then suck it

“When I think about it, I realize ‘Anthony Padildo’ is a crappy nickname. Anthony doesn’t need dildos. He doesn’t use them.

He’s got me.”

“You know those really porny, hardcore Ianthony fanfiction you find?

They’re written by us.

They’re also real.”

[[I’m sorry but I’ll have to unfollow you if you post anything other than Smosh

I know you might think this is unfair, but this is a blog about Ian and Anthony and Smosh only, okay?

Sorry :c]]

[[Does anyone want an admin pic?

no

ok]]

the-creepy-anthony:

the-creepy-ian:

Ianthony

Is

Real

… Trust us.

“It’s so real that you’re mind is blown away” 

“Something else is blown too. Something big. Isn’t that right, Anthony?”

[[It’s funny because I’m listening to really innocent music while in my head there’s just porn

everywhere]]